fmegentlywithachainsaw:

I wish to make one of these this summer.

so good.

so having hives is bullshit…

my feet are so swollen it hurts to walk. that cant be normal..

luckily i have this cute boy to look at and talk to. <3

but still…argh blargh.

icurselikeasailorbiiitch:

dolceaficionada:

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CRYING

CRYING AND PEEING.

(Source: stoopidsarah)

dank-potion:

“You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife”

“You can’t turn a sexist, double-standard holding, woman-shaming douchebag into anything remotely useful, nevermind a husband”

(via icurselikeasailorbiiitch)

(Source: zbod, via still--alive)